LUBIOSIS – a concoction of “undercover” lubricants

500 years after the end of the Middle Ages, things like honey, olive oil and spit are still used to reduce friction, even though today we have real lubricants. If you’re one of those people who would rather dig something out of the kitchen or bathroom cabinet instead of using real lube – then maybe it’s time to update and upgrade your sex life.

Though many people still use outdated alternatives, the use of lubricants is increasing. More people – yes, up to 7 out of 10 in the Nordic countries – have now realized how lubricants offer a much more comfortable, hygienic and safe experience. Not only in relation to mucous membranes and the bacterial flora, but also when using condoms.

Saliva – natural, but ineffective

Free, natural and close at hand – saliva tops the list across the Nordic region. However, with its watery texture that dries out quickly, you need to constantly apply more, only to achieve the illusion of increased glide that exposes the mucous membranes to abrasion. 

At the same time, saliva is made up of much more than just water. Bacteria can cause urinary tract infections and digestive enzymes can disrupt the delicate vaginal flora and lead to yeast infections. Viruses can also spread through the mouth and saliva.

Baby oil – an okay emergency solution

If you don’t have lube, baby oil is not a bad option. But even if you don’t experience skin irritation, the fact that baby oil is not water-soluble can upset the pH balance and pave the way for bacterial infections. 

The mineral oil also breaks down latex condoms and can cause them to burst – faster than you think. 

Vaseline – best on the lips

As another oil-based product, Vaseline, is even more durable than baby oil and it lasts a very long time – but perhaps a little too long for the genital area. The encapsulating structure is very unnatural for sensitive parts that need to breathe for bacteria not to thrive.  

In addition, it is difficult to wash off without using products that disturb the pH balance.

Cooking oil – best on the plate

If you can tolerate yellow stains on the sheets, then olive oil, canola and coconut oil are natural alternatives, but with the disadvantages of baby oil and petroleum jelly. Unfortunately, even pure oils can clog pores and create imbalances.

Liquid honey – good but dry

Sticky and the opposite of frictionless – with sugar that feeds yeast infections and imbalances. Honey dries quickly and loses its charm, unless it is used for oral sex. Otherwise, no.

What makes real lube so much better?

Unlike Lubiosis and all the alternatives that make up its ingredients, lube is actually created for sex and taking pleasure to new levels. 

The three different types of lubricant are good in different ways for the right type of sex, but have a few things in common:

• They are gentle – or even nurturing
• They’re efficient, easy to use and easy to wash off – practical, in other words
• They’re affordable, considering how little you need to use to get the right effect.

Which one is right for you? Check out our lubricant guide!